Road Rash Comments



These are the end-of-race comments from opponents in the Rash games.
Presented game-by-game in order of appearance in the ROM. I ripped them by
opening the ROMs in notepad and cutting and pasting the text therein.
The megadrive games use an odd parsing system, which explains why the
formatting is slightly messed up. Road Rash CD seems to be an exception.
Road Rash 1 is organised in order by character, on the ROM. RR2 is a bit
more random, but all the cops are bunched together. Rash 3 is very random,
with swathes of RR2 comments left over from the Beta version. A couple
of these show up in the normal game, notably at the end of a level/ new
level transition comment (#517, #518 for example) . This suggests Rash 3
was not playtested properly...
Road Rash CD is a bit more organised, but due to its multi-character
playability, has a lot of duplicates.

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Road Rash 1 Comments...

0) _______
1) Some of these jerkswould rather fight than race. Watch   yourself out there.
2) Viper's got a club. If he swings at you,grab it.
3) watch for intersectionsigns. They can save  you in a blind turn.
4) Stay on the road. thesand is slippery and you may lose control.
5) I don't like to fight, but if I haveto, i'll make the   bruiser hate life.
6) Ready for a new bike yet? Don't spend all your cash. Save some for fines and wrecks.
7) This course can be    tough. tap the brake  if you start to slide.
8) Slater's crazed. hejumped a cow last  time we raced here.
9) some trashers use the roadside rocksas ramps... once.
10) expect anything  from spike. don'ttrust him.
11) ikira may be a bit  serious but he's notout to hurt anyone.
12) sometimes the onlyway to lose a cop is to sucker them into slowing down,then dust'em.
13) Don't be afraid to use the brake. you can turn tighter byslowing down.
14) the cops are gettingsmarter. watch out  for roadblocks here.
15) keep your distancefrom helldog. the guy's an animal.
16) Watch out for the beef.there's a fence broken down the road.
17) you can sucker helldoginto a wreck. start a fight with him and he may forget the traffic
18) be careful. officer o'connor is almost  as tough as helldog.
19) this course is reallywindy toward the end.don't try pushing it too hard.
20) You're on your own now. good luck.
21) Don't count on me forhelp when you hack meout on the track.
22) You should listen to what Biff has  to say. Great Guy!
23) out of my face, bud.you'd be wise to    keep your distance.
24) I thought we had an understanding? i cantrust you as much asi trust biff.
25) want to be a victim?just pull up beside me during the race.
26) if i see ya sprawledout on the pavement i'll do you a favor and put you out of  your misery.
27) You touch me, youdie. Simple.
28) i've got a big     stick and it's got your name on it.
29) go face down on thepavement lately or do you always look like that?
30) Keep your distance.Get too close and  I'll take you out.
31) you're pretty good. Let's ride with the next gang. Bigger   risks for bigger    bucks.
32) Are you ready to moveon? There's a toughercrowd waiting for us.
33) Watch yourself. The game starts getting rough from here out.
34) We're up against thevet rashers now.
35) congratulations. you're now one of therasher vets. how longcan you stay on top?
36) Now take it easy anddon't let me catch  you speeding. Okay?
37) You don't want to get me mad. I can bea pretty tough guy  when I want to be.
38) Please don't driveso fast. The sargeis getting upset  with you people.
39) Be nice to the judgeand maybe you'll gettraffic school.
40) Excessive speed is  dangerous. Does yourmother know where   you are?
41) Traveling at unsafespeeds is wrong. I must protect you   from yourself.
42) Traffic codes havebeen violated. Youmust be fined.
43) You've been caught one too many times.Pick another hobby.
44) Out of money, go to  jail, that's the law.
45) You'd better not be one of those wild   biker types. I'm outto get me a rasher.
46) the last rasher to tryoutrunnin' me was a   skidmark when i was   through with'em.
47) You punks think you'reso fast. Wait 'til yousee me on your tail.
48) don't eyeball me,   bud. i want a littlerespect, ya hear?
49) Ah, what a feeling.First collar of theday.
50) believe me kid, this  ticket is only the    beginning of the hurt.
51) You've been cited for speeding in the pre-  sence of an officer.
52) Cut the excuses.Save the whiningfor the judge.
53) Serve and Protect.With you in jail, I can do both.
54) This is the worst day of the rest ofyour life.
55) what's your name?   i'm fillin' out sometickets in advance.
56) be fly, sly boy or i'm gonna put you  out like the trash.
57) do yourself some goodand ride home while  you're still walkin'.
58) Don't get uptight, it's only money.   Nothing for a big  wheeler like you.
59) Yo, speedo. Give ita rest or jail's inyour near future.
60) what part of "slowdown" didn't you  understand? Try tofigure out this   ticket.
61) Keep driving like thatand you'll be walkin',if you're lucky.
62) Out of money big  wheeler? Just rollyourself into the paddy wagon.
63) It looks like youshould've been a little smarter ora lot richer.
64) i use to run with the rashers before i wisedup. i know the tricks,so heads up, bud.
65) hey, rookie. you sureyou belong in the bigleagues? these guys  will spit you out.
66) i usually give   the rasher a     chance run beforeI haul them in.
67) how do you expect to win if you can't out-run me on my hog?
68) you broke the lawand i won.
69) kinda slow for a  rasher. i had you pegged as a loser.
70) have a ticket and    thanks for the dance.
71) time for one lastroadtrip. we're  going downtown!
72) you just made earlyretirement, buddy.
73) you're all the same.high speed hamburgerwaiting to happen.
74) if i don't drop you,helldog will. you'd better hope it's me.
75) do you think i like  chasing you people,  knocking you down,   dragging you in? yup.
76) seventh ticket today,i'm on a roll!
77) think you're cool?   wrong. too much speedand not enough heed.
78) Check your wallet.it's about to get lighter.
79) walk your sorry self  home. i'm confiscatingyour bike and going   for donuts and coffee.
80) you're at the end of  your luck and the billis due. game over bud.
81) It's a great day toface challenge on  the open road. Bestof luck friend!
82) Did I tell you thatmy bike was custom built? Very pricey.
83) You don't have toworry about me   fighting dirty.  I'm a sportsman!
84) i'd spend everything ihad on a new bike at  the first opportunity.
85) top speed is every- thing. higher speed,quicker finish.
86) be a sport. take a  fall and drop out ofthe race. there's   money in it for you.
87) Nice piece of work, your bike looks likea Picasso.
88) the conventionalriding style is to hang on, not fall off.
89) Is this nap time orshould I call an   ambulance?
90) Out of money? iknew you lookedmiddle class.
91) Perhaps something onfour wheels is more your style. Try     training wheels!
92) Great, I thought I  left you behind withthe other lowlife.
93) vet thrashers run 15  mile races. Our race  is only about 5 miles.
94) Cool place, huh. I'mlocal. look out for cars on blind turns.
95) Do you believe that Biff dude? Man, whata mouth!
96) i was way loose that last race, man. i sawmy race flash before my eyes. whoa!
97) thrash and burn. if agomer takes me out,  they come with me.
98) i am tweekin'. if i see dread, i'm goingto take his club andliberate his head.
99) i am sooo fast. some-times it scares me,  so i close my eyes.
100) Don't slam everyone,amigo. No points forbailin'.
101) serge is one strangedude! he's polishinghis bike and breath-ing heavy.
102) Chaos factor is  my mantra. never think or do the  same thing twice.
103) witness me airborn.i'm slater, fly me.
104) Heavy chew, speed    master! You grew somescabs on that one.
105) Extreme air on thatlast bail, man.    truely legendary.
106) Truly lame shred,   gomer. What a squid!
107) hella' slide, squidlydidly. stay clear of me on your next bail.
108) severe impact, graveltooth. highly flawed!
109) your scooter isfully tweeked, gomer. tragic!
110) flame city, speed master, (not) . yougagged and burned.
111) superior technique, speed miester. time to fry bigger trout.
112) be fast. that is thebest way to win. letthe rest fight      amongst themselves.
113) don't let her namefool ya. angel is no saint.
114) i have heard that  viper is out to getyou. heads up.
115) i prefer handling tohorsepower. power   can't save you      in a sharp turn.
116) it is useless to fightthe police. it'll onlymake matters worse.
117) i believe the bestriders only fight when forced to.
118) sergio is a great   mechanic, but a bit strange. he calls   his bike "love muf".
119) in such a condition, you have no chance toimpress anyone.
120) it's hard to be coolwhen you're bleedinglike that.
121) i sympathize withyour stupidity.
122) in my opinion, youshould try not to fall so often.
123) one should quit beforethey run out of money.
124) i told you, youshouldn't fall so much.
125) great racing! thereis new competition waiting for us.
126) listen to my cycle,  purring like a big   cat, ready to pounce.
127) i wait for you atthe finish line, amico. yes, no?
128) the handling of my machine excites me.do not ask to ride.
129) hoghide is the sonof helldog. like  son, like father.
130) luna, she is loco.she swings her    club into my face.
131) your bike is dirty.a machine should berespected like a   beautiful woman.
132) i do not need mirrorson my motorbike. Whatis behind me i do notcare about.
133) look out for thepoliziotto. be  prepared for a  roadblock.
134) if killjoy gets closeto me i will beat himwith his own club.
135) helldog, he must be knocked out. like-  wise, he will not quit until you fall.
136) it's finito amico. ipray for you, but i pity your camshaft.
137) listen to sergio whenhe says, "perhaps    dual carburetors are too much for you."
138) the poliziotto shouldarrest you for being a road hazard.
139) dio mio, bambino. i suggest lessons. youdo not fall well.
140) i weep for the bikeyou treat without  respect.
141) Disgraziato! your bikeis a garbage truck.   start over, i beg you.
142) porco miseria,     paisan! your crank-case is in ruins!
143) fantastico, amico.we go on to ride  with the best.
144) i get pleasure fromdragging newcomers down the road by   their ankles.
145) do yourself a favorand keep your dis- tance from me.
146) sometimes i pull overand scalp my victims after they fall.
147) the skulls on my gastank? they're like  notches on a gun.
148) if i miss the chanceto knock you down onthe road, i'll do   it after the race.
149) i think it's importantto enjoy what you do. i enjoy causing pain  and i do it well.
150) tell me, does it   hurt? you look likeyou're in pain but i want to be sure.
151) don't worry, the birdswill pick up what you have left behind.
152) go home and enjoyyour suffering. iknow i will.
153) i'm the king of theroad and you're    the king of pain.
154) no one beats me. theygo home in pain or   they don't go home.
155) you've won this battlebut my war isn't over.you'll see me again. 

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Road Rash 2 Comments...

156) When someone turns  on me, I don't get  mad, I get ice cold.
157) I have nothing to say to you.
158) You"re a riot.
159) Some of you squid don"t belong on  the circuit.
160) I have no tolerance for people who are out of control.
161) Take a hike, squid! You make me queasy.
162) Either you don't hear so good or you don't respect your friends.
163) I should have known you don't have what it takes to win.
164) You're just another nobody at the back of the pack. Loser.
165) How many times do I have to say it? I have no taste for seafood.
166) Get a life!
167) This is a victory of sorts, but you'd best pick up the pace!
168) I see no future  for someone with a lousy attitude.
169) Why don't you and your little dreams stay out of my way?
170) I"ve told you before,you mess with me and you"ll pay big time.
171) I wouldn't trust you if my life depended on it.
172) You loners are pathetic.
173) You"re asking for trouble, and I might give it to you.
174) Your technique is a recipe for disaster! Take a lesson!
175) Hey, lay off! What do you want from me?
176) Don't think for a minute anyone's gonna let up on you!
177) You get anywhere near me and you'll go down!
178) If you mess with me, you'll be the mess!
179) Squid.
180) Nice knowin' you.
181) Big deal, brah. So what? Throw party?
182) This is a victory of sorts, but you'd best pick up the pace!
183) Feel privileged that I didn't use your face  to clean my fairing.
184) I ain't afraid. These clowns got nothin' on cats I knew in jail.
185) Ay! You left those animals chokin' on Babylon's fumes.
186) Don't be surprised if high stakes turn old friends against you.
187) Forgive me if I seem less than overjoyed.
188) You've proven your- self at every level. You're a champion!
189) I'll see you in  hell before I congratulate you.
190) Hey, Buddy, here's a  magic trick!  I wave  my pencil and, voila -your cash disappears!
191) I'd love to trash you a little more but I  gotta go.  Oprah's on in five minutes!
192) If I see you on this road again, I'll runyou outta town.
193) Welcome to the final frontier, tourist.  Keep it under warp factor 55, willya?
194) I've known sled dogs with more brains than you rashers have!
195) Your lungs can freeze when the wind picks up around here.  Be smart and quit now.
196) Ticketing you bozos is like taking candy from a baby.
197) Corpses can stay fresh 'til Spring 'round here.  You look like a cold cut candidate!
198) Look sharp, tourist!  The judge doesn't like sloppy jailbirds!
199) If you could stay on your bike for more  than thirty seconds you'd never see me.
200) There's a holding cell with your name on it. Mind your head getting into the paddy wagon.
201) Nice bike, Rash Kid. Kiss it goodbye!
202) Well, punk, you're just one more bum out of the picture.
203) There's a name for people like you. LOSERS!
204) You've had it! You won't be on a bike for a loooong time.
205) You were moving veryfast, and that"s notsafe. You should trydeep breathing.
206) You rashers are allso selfish!  Well, here"s your chance to give!
207) I worry that you riders might get upset when I pullyou over.
208) You have a lot of anger. I recommend a12-step program for compulsive speeders.
209) Believe me, I don"twant to write this ticket, but I must meet my objectives.
210) You could be doing  constructive things with your free time.
211) Studies show most   deviant behavior    stems from childhoodtrauma.  Need a hug?
212) I dont"t understand your motivation!  Weare the world!  Workwith me on this.
213) Some of you guys   never learn.  I getso frustrated when you won"t listen!
214) That bike must cost thousands.  Think ofall the good that   much cash could do.
215) I think traffic     school is an option you should consider.
216) I know a few good    community centers    that need volunteers.
217) Think how much betteryou"d feel if all thefines you paid were  given to charities.
218) This experience mightpoint to a change in careers.  Ever think about social work?
219) Now you"ve done it!  I"ve lost my patiencewith you.  Let"s go!
220) All I gotta do is  pull out ma gun an"you"ll be beggin"  for mercy!
221) I do love sneakin" upon y"all and yellin" SHUT UP, PUNK, I"M   READIN" YOUR RIGHTS!
222) I"m gonna lock youup and throw "way the key.
223) The state-issued .38works fine, but I"m packing something a little bigger.
224) You call yourself a road rasher?  Son,  that dog won"t hunt!
225) I"m the thin blue line"tween order and chaosprotectin" decent folkfrom scum like you.
226) I"ve ground up cheap  meat such as you, spitout the gristle an"   come back for seconds.
227) We don"t cotton tostrangers here in Tennessee, messin"up our gene pool!
228) Watch yo" mouth!I got it in mindto haul you in!
229) Hold still!  Protocoldictates I slap you  around a bit before Ihand out the ticket.
230) You"re through!Outta my way!
231) Ever see the sizeof the rats in   Tennessee jails?
232) Out of money, huh?  I"m sure you can    pay it off scrubbin"the jail latrines.
233) It"ll be my pleasureto introduce you to the hangin" judge.
234) Speedin" and vagrancy.You"ll be coolin" yourheels in jail for     quite a spell!
235) Hey, compadre!  Every time I bust one of youlocos I feel like I   just won the lottery.
236) Here you go, pal, letme help you up.  And here"s your ticket.
237) The Day of the Deadis sooner than you think, hombre!
238) Compadre, you surpriseme!  I didn"t figure  you to be the type to surrender!
239) Nice machine. I"m  afraid I"m going tohave to impound it.
240) You"re making mework for my pay.
241) This road needs re-paving.  Thanks forthe contribution.
242) Are you part alley    cat? You seem to thinkyou have nine lives.
243) Some cops pin ticketson corpses.  Not me. I"ll make sure you   get a proper burial.
244) This will cost you, amigo.  Be thankful your piggybank"s theonly thing broken.
245) Why do you keep goinglike that, compadre? You should learn to  take it easy.
246) I have only 3 things to say.Ah-Dee-Ose!
247) Sorry, amigo. I"mgonna have to askfor your license.
248) I"d think you"d  have learned yourlesson by now.
249) Last chance, amigo. Get used to walking!
250) You are a disgrace tothis country, mister.You need to be taughtsome discipline!
251) Are you going to cometo attention or do I have to straighten   you up myself?
252) It"s about time yourthumb met my inkpad!Hop to! Hup, Hup HO!
253) You people are a wasteof genetic material.  YOU ARE BREATHING MY  AIR, MISTER!
254) You animals make mesick!  Assume the  position, maggot!
255) Long haired, ingratesissy boys on bikes.Where were you when I was in "Nam?
256) You miserable thrill seekers wouldn"t lasta minute in combat!
257) There"s no deviant behavior the MarineCorps couldn"t beatout of you.
258) Every time I see yourugly face I want to  make it uglier.
259) You want to save yourworthless hide?  Stayout of Vermont, scum!
260) I love the smell of burnt rashers in themorning.  It smells like... victory!
261) It"s over for you! Stay outta my town!
262) I love it when youpunks go broke!
263) You"re not so    good at breaking the law, are you?
264) That"s the last    straw, maggot!  Nowfork over the keys!
265) Hey, mon!  I and I takeno pity on the recklessand the foolish.
266) Hey, Brah.  Try andstay on da bike!
267) Get up so I can clock you.  Now!
268) I sincerely doubt    you"ll be a serious  threat to my success.
269) "The harder they come,The harder they fall, one and all, mon."
270) There may be a God inthe air but I"m the  devil on the ground.
271) Try a li"l tap on thebrake before leaning into the turn, mon.
272) Zero to 100 in 8.3    seconds.  100 to zero in nothing flat. "Bye!
273) Wo, Brah, you  went really eatthat time.
274) Rumor has it yourskills are below standard.  Pity.
275) That crash reminds me  of a spill I saw at theAttica Alumni Race.
276) Hard to win the race   lying in the road with a cloak of hungry ants.
277) Hang loose, kid.   But not that loose.
278) I nearly blew chunks when you bailed! Thatwas voodoo, dude!
279) Rider and machine mustbecome one, but it"s alittle late for that.
280) If you had a shred ofcommon sense, you"d  quit right now.
281) You inept grease   weasels belong in  demolition derbies.
282) Brah, way you just   kick out, bettah     come to fo next race.
283) Ooooh Baby!  How the heck did you do that?
284) The faster the bike,   the better the brakes. There"s wisdom in that.
285) Ahh, reminds me of whenSven and I hung out at the morgue as children.
286) What is that?  Somenew disco moves youdance for Sven?
287) In Japan, we have a saying, "Ouch".
288) I know a guy who might be able to fix you up, but the bike"s history!
289) You treat your machinelike I treat you -    with no respect.
290) We very much enjoy the spectacle of mangled riders such as you.
291) Your bike looks likeit went through a   food processor.
292) Looks like the  obeahman been toyour house, mon.
293) The pain you inflict onyourself makes the hairon my neck stand up!
294) Cool flames, man! Like totally L.A.!
295) I would keep my eyeson the horizon if I were you, friend.
296) Need some help gettinghome?  Here"s a flash light.  Heh, heh, heh.
297) Too puny a rider on toostrong a bike!  Ha ha.
298) Wow, brah!  You bikestay wasted after   dat one wipeout.
299) Be cool, bud.  These roads are like slick!
300) Here"s a pro tip - ridealong side an opponent to cut wind drag. Ciao!
301) Whoa, dude!  I thoughtyou were for real!
302) Severe impact, dude!Stay chilly puppy!
303) Expensive leathers cansave you in a crash.  Chicks love "em, too.
304) I am reminded of greatAmerican cartoons whenyou crash and burn.
305) I ship old bike hulksto London to be left in my parents" front yard.  I hate them!
306) All these flyingmachine parts   blow my mind!
307) Squid entrails on the rocks. Remindsme of the beach.
308) Way to go, kid.  Betterto be hospitalized thanto lose outright.
309) There"s a chance   help will arrive   before next spring.
310) Crashes are like snowflakes, every one is unique and grotesque!
311) All that twisted   metal makes me feelright at home.
312) A true sportsman cares for his machine. I havemine tuned and polishedafter every race.
313) The King of Pain wears the crown of stupidity.How does it feel, your highness?
314) Yo, dude!  Savage!
315) Come back when you lose your  fear of flying!
316) Hey, Brah, no fear.Give one more try.
317) Most people change careers many times.This may be a sign.
318) Hey, mon!  Straightto Babylon!
319) Too bad. I thoughtyou"d stick arounda little longer.
320) Bogus, dude. You"re thrashed.
321) Riders with spirit  go through a few    machines before theyfind the glory.
322) Yo, Daddy-O,  take a chilly.
323) Sven and I will missyour cries of pain.
324) I"ll think of youwhen I eat low   grade hamburger.
325) Adios, amigo.  So  long, your Radness.
326) If you wanted to excel, you shouldhave imitated me.
327) I can understand your desire to run away,   though it disgusts me.
328) Sorry, I never let  anyone near my bike,let alone ride it.
329) Look on this as an  omen.  Get out whilestill in one piece.
330) I never seen a bikehuli over like dat.All pau, Brah.     You done.
331) You"re so done I canstick a fork in you.
332) Jorg and I, we give you a nickname. Whatrhymes with yellow?
333) I can hear Mommy  Squid calling you.
334) You shoulda listened to me. Coulda helped.
335) Ask yourself, do youreally need nitrous?
336) You came very far, butnow you are disgraced for all time. Boo hoo.
337) Need cash for a bike? You could get in touchwith a pal o" mine    from San Quentin.
338) Chee your bike stayall bus" up, yeah?
339) You think this is  rough, try startingfrom the bottom!
340) Stay cool, Brah.  Me got no beef with you.
341) When I"m tearing upthe track, I"m all trance and scream.
342) Wo fo you wipeli"dat, Brah?
343) Brah, you one low  end ride!  Give oneshout!  Hana Hou!
344) You oughta make acommitment, like to winning!
345) Many minimum wage    employers are lookingfor people like you.
346) Hang in there.  Thesecannibals don"t make it easy to learn.
347) Hey, mon, your bike   is all twist and turn.
348) My papa used to say, patience brings good things, the righteousget their reward.
349) I couldn"t care less  what happens to you   or any of these goons.Death to unity!
350) The best riders know when to say when. Use your brakes more.
351) I will never tire ofbeating up on you!
352) Watch out for Viper, mon!  Even lions fearhis blackheart ways.
353) Do I need to tell  you how much I loveto see you lose?
354) Hey, hang in there.This can be a very tough track.
355) Good to see someone sent the bait along.
356) Wha"happen, Brah?You on island    time, or what?
357) I"ve seen you in mymirrors all day.   You keep shrinking.
358) This is one of the   easier rides.  Betterget this one down    before you move on.
359) My sources tell meyou"re nothing to lose sleep over.
360) Gotta grapple like abro to win, Junior.
361) You were groundinto the dust  out there, mon.
362) I prefer to hang backand let the thrashersbeat themselves.
363) Gotta roll with  the punches, kid.
364) Rumor has it that youshy away from battle.I could never live   with a rep like that.
365) It all rides on this.You gotta fly or die.
366) I"m thinking a lotabout hurting you.
367) You"re wasting yourtime, slime.  Wake up to ugly reality!
368) You gotta play this  like you"re ready to rock! Rave on, buddy!
369) Next time slow it  down, especially ifyou see me coming.
370) Your brake pads look  new but your leathers are a mess. Go figure.
371) Buddy, I am so    far outta sight   you"d need a tele-scope to spot me.
372) All you conformists   are the same.  DWEEBS!
373) If someone pulls a chain on ya, grab  and pull way hard.
374) P.E. No. 1 is intochains, if you    know what I mean.
375) I feel a lot likehurting you.
376) Pick up the pace,Junior.  You"re  an easy target.
377) To be a contender,you must maintain cool both on and  off the track.
378) Has anyone told you your bike isfully equipped  with brakes?
379) Last time I saw suchpitiful riding, I   laughed so hard I   bit my tongue.
380) Sven and I fought overwho hated you the     most. It was a draw.
381) I can see right nowyou are no one to  be concerned about.
382) Careful with the     nitro switch.  A     mistake can be fatal.
383) Boss riding,dude!  NOT!
384) Gotta know whento lean and    when to demean.
385) Use your head.  If a  rider in front of you gets out of the left  lane, follow his lead.
386) The attitude is simple. You haveto want to win.
387) Dude, you are like   upwardly mobile! Keepthe bike on the road.
388) It"s the Jorg andSven Show! Get infree, but you payto get out alive.
389) What do you call thatnag you ride?  Daisy?
390) Tell it to your shrink!
391) Shrewd design, Thrashmaster!  You lose again!
392) You are so puny I    laugh at you, HAHAHA!
393) The devil you"ll pay if you keep  riding like that.
394) If I were you I"d set up my turns earlier.
395) Some Neanderthals getjazzed when they win,but I play it cool.
396) You"re such a wicked awful rider,it makes me laugh.
397) Wake up and smell therubber, man!  Only   the lame finish low!
398) I hope your mother"sproud of you.
399) You need a hundred   dollar haircut and a screamin" fast bike!
400) Lay low, Daddy-O. Topriders go all out in the corners, all out in the straights.
401) A squid like you"sgonna need help,  so don"t cross me.
402) One day you"llreach a higherplane.  Don"t fall off.
403) If you get kicked, lean into it.  Thatcan keep you from  crashing the bike.
404) Unlike you, I have years of superfast riding ahead of me.
405) Wop your jaw, Brah!You not gonna win  one race li"dat.
406) Could be time to get another bike.You got the cash?
407) I think Jorg and I scare the daylightsout of you, no?
408) Yeeeeeee-HA!  Dude, nitrous is crushing!
409) There"s scientific  proof.  Water on a  road acts like glue.
410) I wish you luck.You need it.
411) One thing Sven andI have in common. We love to make   mothers weep.
412) It"s never too latefor riding school!
413) That dude Biff is pureunadulterated slime.
414) You panty-waists do   not belong on the     track with celebritiessuch as myself.
415) Ride beside me next  time.  Trust me, I   won"t fight with you.
416) Don"t get between  Sven and Jorg. They live for that.
417) You have two choices. Quit or feel the pain.
418) Would you like some mineral water? Let me  pour it over your head.
419) You ride like chicken dragged behind oxcart.
420) I hear they call youCalamari in Alaska.
421) Consider this.  I havehurt everything, yet Ihave felt no pain.
422) If you think youmake me laugh,  you"re right!
423) It isn"t personal,but I"m gonna haveto take you out.
424) Torturing punks likeyou does wonders formy self-esteem.
425) Try cutting more    corners, the sand   gives good traction.
426) I hate babies. When   are you gonna grow up?
427) Aren"t you a littleold to be playing  in the sand?
428) I could"ve wasted   you, but I"m saving it for one big blow!
429) I didn"t think  you could handlethe curves!
430) I could tell you athing or two aboutlosing. My brotheralways is losing.
431) You ingrate!  Don"tyou understand a   thing I"ve said?
432) What is it like to beaverage?  You must befrom the suburbs.
433) You might think I     don"t care, but I"m   your best friend here.
434) Time to motor, dude.  The cash stash is low.
435) When I"m down I stareat the horizon and   channel my rage into my throttle hand.
436) I"m one of the few who wins at this   level.  I intend tokeep it that way.
437) I"ll do anything towin.  Just watch!
438) Hail, Mighty Chewster.You love to fly, you  hate to land.
439) You know it! You  gotta race to win!
440) You don"t need a bigbike to win, Brah.
441) Nice race, punk.You still suck.
442) Do you think you can  perform like this for-ever?  I have quanti- fiable reservations.
443) Hey, mon! You ridelike a monkey on  his mama"s back!
444) I love to douse the winner in petrol andlight a match... notthat I"m jealous.
445) It"s good how you   beat on those blood-thirsty animals.
446) As I tell my clients,you can pay me now oryou can pay me later,but you will pay.
447) Give "um next time,Brah!  Hana Hou!   One more time.
448) May your pursuit ofvictory conclude inabject failure.
449) Bite me.
450) Like the mon said, youare light as a featherand heavy as lead.
451) You"ve really comealong! Don"t let those other jerks intimidate you.
452) Totally mondo-zondo,man.  Some race!
453) Remember, the pack will always feed ona weakened leader.
454) Place in a race andeveryone"s out for your blood.
455) Keep it up, squid.  You might get outta here with your skin.
456) Wow!  Da island peopletake to you like one  of they own!  You a   Kama"aina now, Brah!
457) Way to go, Junior!   Ain"t it about time  you put some cash    toward a faster chop!
458) All attention    should be focusedon the next race.
459) Back off now or paythe consequences.
460) You have won.  Nowwe are enemies.
461) That was way cool.
462) If a bro like me helpsyou out, you"d better pay him back, Junior.
463) At this level thereare no allies.     Watch your back!
464) You think you are thebest, but I"ll punishyou until you quit.
465) I could twist you intodanish, but I detest  danish even more than I detest you.
466) Hey, that"s a showyou gave "em, mon!Right on!
467) I"m gonna rip you  punks new digestivetracks, believe me!
468) Oooooie, dude!  How"s the party?
469) Aaaay, man! You looklike you might be   hangin" for awhile.
470) Go get "em, Junior. And don"t look back.
471) I have beaten on Jorgall my life. Now youhave distracted me.
472) That"s da way, Brah!You went radical outon that one!
473) That"ll show "em who to mess with.
474) You may have placedhigher than I, but my technique is    much stronger.
475) Bones, man! The road"slittered with them.
476) Mondo bronc bustin",homey!  Way to hang!
477) It only makes sense tobuy the most expensivebike you can afford.
478) I warn you, in SwedenSven and I were very famous for sabotage.
479) I"m gonna lovewatching you  go down.
480) It takes high energy to win at this level.Can you maintain?
481) Hey, you just might betough enough to be a roadie for my band.
482) I win so often thatevery victory makesme a nicer guy.
483) Sometimes I have to   put Sven in a headlockand pull out tufts of hair to calm him down.
484) I"ve warned you! Stay out of my zone!
485) Busting chops at 130  mph calms me down. Otherwise, I"d be a little out of my head.
486) I see the scum is rising to the top.
487) Sometimes I headbangthe pavement to soothe my nerves.
488) I don"t care! I"m gonna roar and devour. 

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Road Rash 3 Comments...

489) I came all the way forthis? I had a tougher time zipping up my    leathers!
490) We were just talking  about you... Like, twohours ago!
491) I attribute my successto precision throttle and clutch control.   It"s all in the wrist!
492) Lion, and tigers, and losers... Oh, my!
493) Racing with tools likeyou has its benefits. I seem to win by much larger margins!
494) If you rode half as  well as you whine, I might have some      competition out here!
495) Between your riding   and your lame weapon  control, this race    offered no challenge.
496) You look like you     could use a friend.   Good luck finding one.
497) I came all the way   here for this? I     had a tougher time   buckling up my boots!
498) Riding in my exhaust  fumes may keep you    warm, but you"ll neverqualify that way.
499) This is Level 3. Whenis your riding gonna become competitive?
500) Thanks to you, this isturning out to be a   real confidence       booster!
501) Your bike has the roarof a shrimp sizzling  on the barbie.
502) Everyone experiences abad race now and then,but I"ve never seen somany strung together!
503) For a minute there,  it seemed like you   were going really    fast. Then I woke up.
504) Do me a favor and turnaround for a second.  I"ve never seen what  your back looks like.
505) You really should    reconsider your      participation in thisevent.
506) It is better to have  loved and lost, than  to have raced and     lost. Again and again!
507) Finally!!! We figured you actually turned   at one of the         intersections!
508) I like to meditate   before each race. It helps put me in touchwith my violent side.
509) Rashing is like a box of chocolates. You    never know who"s gonnakick your butt.
510) I get off on studying history. Especially   wars, natural         disasters and ... you.
511) Talk about easy pizza!I had a tougher time  putting my hair up in my helmet!
512) Do you want to see mybike? You"ve never   been close enough    to get a good look.
513) You got real talent.   You"re gonna need it   for these longer races.
514) Good you stayed out ofmy way, buddy. Watch  me raise my club over your head in Level 2.
515) It"s good for you to  enter the longer racesof this new level. I  have a better chance.
516) Hey, you beat up on thewimps and are moving onto bigger things.....  bigger cuts and bruises
517) I ain"t afraid. Theseclowns got nothin" oncats I knew in jail.
518) Ay! You left thoseanimals chokin" onBabylon"s fumes.
519) I don"t know whether  to congratulate you orwarn you; but I will  ultimately break you!
520) Yeah, you kicked butt.But I don"t get even. I get mad, then I get ahead.
521) You have the lucky dog in your corner. I may  not have dealt you out,but I will.
522) Get cocky cause you   finally won and you"lldeserve the harsh     discipline you"ll get.
523) Good job scum bag...  You made it this time but Im going to be    after you from now on!
524) To bad scuz bucket....Your such a looser    you failed at snitchinoff a racer! You lose.
525) Hey! Who"d have thunka punk like you couldhit paydirt? I"ll be seeing YOU around.
526) Looks like you"re bad  at everything you do.  Too bad. No one crossesme. Gimme the keys.
527) That bike must have    cost some cruzeiros.   You can maybe afford   to stay out of trouble?
528) You like to speed? I  have seven children tofeed. How do you like that rap, Rasher?
529) I think you and me can be friends, if you havethe right stuff...
530) A policeman"s life is hard, Rasher. For all my hard work, I make  only a peasant"s wage.
531) You don"t want to go tojail, I don"t want to  do paperwork. Maybe we can work something out.
532) You are in luck.    Today I am offering rehabilitation for avery reasonable fee.
533) Ticketing you bozos is like taking candyfrom a baby.
534) You"ll never last  riding "round here like that.  Unless you like seeing me.
535) You can have a free    trip to downtown Rio,  or a ticket to freedom.Your choice, Rasher.
536) This might be your    lucky day, Rasher.    But good luck does notcome cheap in Brazil.
537) Bravo! You just won anall expense paid trip to the bighouse.
538) Your cell mate, Tiny, won"t bother you as   long as you don"t mindhim eating your lunch.
539) Busted bike, no cash.  Looks like you"re of nouse to me. Game Over,  you rasher wanna be.
540) There"s a name for people likeyou.  LOSERS!
541) You"ve had it!  Youwon"t be on a bike for a loooong time.
542) Tryin" to break theland speed record, guv"nor?
543) Giving the cows a bitof a show, are we me beauty?
544) Accidently fill upwith rocket fuel, did we luv?
545) Throttle stuck openis it? Well, you"renicked now.
546) "Ello, "Ello, what"s  all this then? Runnin"late to see the Queen?
547) Findin" the speed     limit a bit confinin"?Tell it to the Chief  Constable.
548) Studies show most   deviant behavior    stems from childhoodtrauma.  Need a hug?
549) I dont"t understand your motivation!  Weare the world!  Workwith me on this.
550) Well me ducks, I thinkyou"ll be keeping us  company for quite a   while.
551) Oops, mate, no running water nor heat in jail.Guess, the other cons  will keep you warm.
552) I"ll be over to make   sure everything is O.K.with your new housing  situation...Not!
553) You are history, my friend - the kind noone will remember.
554) Come with me. Don"t   pass GO, don"t collect200 dollars, and get  your can in the stir.
555) This experience mightpoint to a change in careers.  Ever think about social work?
556) Now you"ve done it!  I"ve lost my patiencewith you.  Let"s go!
557) A display of weaknesssuch as this turns mystomach.
558) Trust me, friend.    The boys in the big  house are are waitingfor some fresh meat.
559) You may think that    hurts, but I"ll show  you what real pain is.
560) You seem to have hurtyour little bicycle. Oh, I feel so sorry  for you.
561) If I catch you again,you will wish you hadnever seen a         motorcycle.
562) You may be able to beatup your weak, rasher   friends, but that      will not work on me.
563) You look like you needto spend some time in the cooler.
564) This is survival of  the fittest. You willbe shown no mercy!
565) Watch yo" mouth!I got it in mindto haul you in!
566) Hold still!  Protocoldictates I slap you  around a bit before Ihand out the ticket.
567) I had a feeling you    wouldn"t last,  weasel.Lock up. Lights out.         Game over.
568) The chain gang you"llbe with now is a bit different than what  you"re use to.
569) Jail time for Road   Rashers usually meansloss of your throttlehand.
570) It"ll be my pleasureto introduce you to the hangin" judge.
571) Speedin" and vagrancy.You"ll be coolin" yourheels in jail for     quite a spell!
572) Watch it or we"re    gonna have to make anunscheduled stop at  the pokey!
573) Mama Mia! I thought  you were a bat out of"H" "E" double       hockeysticks.
574) You remind me of an   extra large, road rashpizza pie.
575) You"re so slow that Icould catch you on myGrandmother"s Guzzi.
576) Nice machine. Keep itup and I"ll have to  impound it.
577) You"re making mework for my pay.
578) Slow down or I"ll go upside your head withthe boot of Italy!
579) Oh, I"m so sorry you got caught. Would youlike some cheese withyour whine?
580) I can"t believe howbad you are. You   should really get anew hobby.
581) Careful of them high speeds, rasher. You  wouldn"t want to hurtyour little self.
582) Hey, Pazzo, you"re making a name for  yourself - down at the police station.
583) Your days as a ragin"rasher are over.     Let"s go downtown    and fingerpaint.
584) It"s the end for you.Time to trade in yourleathers for stripes.
585) I"d think you"d  have learned yourlesson by now.
586) Last chance, amigo. Get used to walking!
587) Around here lion is king of beasts, but the law runs a closesecond!
588) Only elephants can   wear ivory, and only cheetahs can speed onmy roads!
589) It"s about time yourthumb met my inkpad!Hop to! Hup, Hup HO!
590) You people are a wasteof genetic material.  YOU ARE BREATHING MY  AIR, MISTER!
591) You animals make me  sick!  You don"t havepride of the wild in you at all.
592) Long haired, ingratesissy boys on bikes.You cannot out run  the law.
593) I hate to see animalslocked-up in cages,  but in your case I"llmake an exception.
594) Have you heard of the elephants" graveyard? Come on, I"ll give youthe V.I.P. tour.
595) You Road Rashers are  becoming an endangeredspecies. Next stop... extinction!
596) If you think zebras   look beautiful in     stripes, wait "til yousee your cellmate!
597) If you are going to  disobey the law, you best learn to do it  somewhere else.
598) The days of the wild  ride are over for you.Time to pack you off  to a cage of your own.
599) You have an elephant"smemory. Perhaps you"llremember free ridin"  from your new stint.
600) You"re not so    good at breaking the law, are you?
601) That"s the last    straw, maggot!  Nowfork over the keys!
602) You are a disgrace tothis country, mister.You need to be taughtsome discipline!
603) Are you going to cometo attention or do I have to straighten   you up myself?
604) It"s about time yourthumb met my inkpad!Hop to! Hup, Hup HO!
605) Your riding is not  acceptable.  This"llcost you some yen.
606) Sumimasen...I am     sorry to trouble you,but you cannot race  on this road.
607) Sukoshi susunde     shimasu Rashu-san...That was a little   too fast.
608) Shitsure Shimasu...   Forgive my rudeness,  Rashu-San. I must     arrest you for racing.
609) You have broken the    law. Rogoku ni irimas..I must put you in jail.
610) You should not driveso fast, Rashu-san. Abunai desu...It is very dangerous.
611) I am sorry, Rashu-san.Bakkin o kashimas...  For speeding you must pay a fine.
612) We would be most     grateful to have you stay in our prison...forever.
613) Welcome! I"m sure youwill find our serviceaccommodating and ourprices reasonable.
614) The last rasher here  enjoyed his stay. Hopeconcrete walls and    bars work for you too.
615) You"re not so    good at breaking the law, are you?
616) That"s the last    straw, maggot!  Nowfork over the keys!
617) You are a disgrace tothis country, mister.You need to be taughtsome discipline!
618) Are you going to cometo attention or do I have to straighten   you up myself?
619) Can"t say I blame you,mate. It"s a nice day for riding. But I"ve  got to write you up.
620) Outback dust"ll dry  you up like nothing  else. You"ll cool offin the holding cell.
621) Lemme guess, you saw a"roo and got scared - that"s why you were   riding so fast.
622) Here in the outback   you take your chances.Some days I"ll catch  ya, some days I won"t.
623) G"day, mate. How do yafeel about coughing upto fill Her Majesty"s coffers?
624) Man, it"s hot today.  You wouldn"t have a   cold one on you, wouldyou?
625) Every time I see yourugly face I want to  make it uglier.
626) You want to save yourworthless hide?  Stayout of my town, scum!
627) Better make the most of visiting hours,   you"re going to be   gone for a long time.
628) With the way you race, I"m sure none of the   other Rashers will evennotice you"re gone.
629) Welcome to your own   10" X 10" cement blockof Paradise, mate.
630) You"re not so    good at breaking the law, are you?
631) That"s the last    straw, maggot!  Nowfork over the keys!
632) You"re kind of like  Elvis, except that   you"re just a hunk ofburning METAL...
633) Looks like your bikewent through a meat grinder. We"ll serveit up as pate.
634) Hey, mighty ninja!   Remember, different  countries, different traffic patterns.
635) Too bad. If you could keep it together, you might serve as a more reliable punching bag.
636) Keep thrashing your  bike and you"ll be   trading your leathersin for a tutu.
637) Your skills might be better suited in     another field - crashtest dummy, perhaps?
638) To win you must learn  to respect the power ofyour opponents, and layoff the club sandwich.
639) Your bike is a true   work of art. Call it -"Twisted Sportster!"
640) Watch the hair! If youkeep riding like that,you"ll never develop agood pompadour.
641) Brilliant move! If youkeep hitting the pave-ment, you"ll end up   steak tartar!
642) I saw a matador who   looked a lot like you.He was impaled on a   bull at the time.
643) I have just two wordsfor you, comrade -   Riding Lessons.
644) I was going to use you as a punching bag, but you beat up on yourselfjust fine.
645) I hope you brought    your own pit crew withyou. You"re a long wayfrom home.
646) Have you ever      considered racing  something with morethan two wheels?
647) Look on the bright    side. Now you know    exactly how much abuseyour bike can take.
648) Why don"t you haul  that heap out to thecountry and start a rust farm?
649) Nothing like a littlenipple skid to go    with an asphalt rash,eh compadre?
650) Learn to stay on your bike, man. I wasn"t   finished punishing youyet!
651) No, no, no! The object is not to hit things - it"s to GO FAST!
652) Oh, arms and legs allover! Now I see why everyone calls you   "Squid".
653) Nasty one, mate. I   never saw anyone bendlike that.
654) Man, you really blewchow on that one.
655) It"s no fun poundingon someone unless itresults in a seriousface-plant!
656) Let me offer a little advice. Try to avoid  me, and everyone else,come to think of it.
657) I"ve never seen      anyone go so fast... and stop so suddenly.
658) Use your brakes at thecorners. Maybe you"ll live to see your face on a wanted poster.
659) Guess you noticed how hard the pavement getswhen you meet it      head on?
660) It"s a shame how you abuse your bike. I"m glad you finally put it out of its misery.
661) You ought to give it up. How long can you afford to repair thatthing?
662) Nice body piercing.I"ve never seen so many holes in one  person!
663) You could teach me athing or two...abouthow to bite the big one.
664) I know we were longgone, but it looks like even your bikeblew you away.
665) The gods must"ve beencrazy to let you ridethat bike... without training wheels.
666) You gotta find that place on the edge ofcontrol, not on the edge of idiocy.
667) A stitch in time savesnine, but it looks    you"re going to need  about a gazillion.
668) I doubt you could ridearound a parking lot  without falling down.
669) I got a lump in my   throat watching that.The way you wiped ...that was beautiful.
670) Get a smaller bike    next time. They don"t hurt as much when theyfall on you.
671) You and your bike looklike a huge, steamy   pile of crud.
672) The Berlin Wall is in better shape than yourbike.
673) With your reflexes,   it"s lucky you never  tried running with thebulls at Pamplona.
674) The fool abandons hisspiritual advancementto pursue the joys ofmaterial things.
675) Nice work friend,    you"ve totally ruineda perfectly good     machine.
676) Holy Health Care! Man,can"t you take care ofanything?
677) You"ve got to stay     within safe limits -   for you that means     never leaving the yard.
678) At times, ruthlessnesstoward oneself is the only way to salvation.
679) I guess you just      learned a lesson in   degradation, taught byprofessor C. Ment.
680) You look good all  piled up like that.
681) It is out of total  chaos, that life canburst anew.
682) Do you know the dangerof racing against me? I eat kids on bikes   for breakfast.
683) Wrecking your bike isthe easy way out. It just seems to come   naturally to you.
684) I turned a few bikes  into scrap metal, too.Then I learned to easeup on the throttle.
685) Hey, mon!  Straightto Babylon!
686) Too bad. I thoughtyou"d stick arounda little longer.
687) You"ve got a lot of guts, comrade. The  medics can attest tothat!
688) You sure went through a lot of abuse for a  race you had no chanceof winning anyway.
689) It"s all over for you,pal. You"ve driven    your sled into the    ground.
690) Bolo and I will missyour cries of pain.
691) I"ll think of youwhen I eat low   grade hamburger.
692) If I were you, I wouldhave quit long ago,   when I still had a    shred of dignity.
693) What do you think you  are, some kind of metalsculptor? Get lost!    Game Over, Pal.
694) You might want to   treat your bike likesomething you care  about.
695) Sorry, I never let  anyone near my bike,let alone ride it.  Later loser!
696) Look on this as an  omen.  Get out whilestill in one piece.
697) You ride like a chimp.Come back when you"ve evolved.
698) Beautiful, I love the way the sun glistens  off shiny, broken bikeparts.
699) I"m heartbroken thatyou won"t be back.  I won"t have anyone to pick on anymore.
700) I can hear Mommy  Squid calling you.
701) You shoulda listened to me. Coulda helped.
702) The superior man strengthens his  resolve and movesever forward.
703) Learn how to care   for your bike. What,were you raised by  wolves?
704) It looks like you andyour bike went a few rounds with the ugly stick ... and lost.
705) Looks like your bike  is all busted up.     Never amount to a realrasher doin" that.
706) You think this is  rough, try startingfrom the bottom!
707) You can"t win them    all, my friend. Of    course, you can hardlywin one at all...
708) Losing well is a rarequality in a racer - it makes me want to  beat you repeatedly!
709) Lost again? You must be on a diet of dust.
710) Losing is no dishonor - at least you managedto finish in one piecethis time!
711) Lesson number one.   Oncoming traffic doesnot use the same lanein each country.
712) Your optimism in the face of many failuresis admirable!
713) Born to run, were you?I don"t think so.     You"re just a toddler in this group.
714) You couldn"t race yourway out of a cul de   sac.
715) Watch the road signs for upcoming turns soyou"ll be prepared   when you hit "em.
716) Dude, you didn"t look too cool crossing the finish line all alone.Get a clue.
717) I own these roads and carry a big stick.    Watch what I do if youwant to win.
718) We need some competition in this race. Unfortunately you"re not it.
719) Rashers and elephantsnever forget. You    thrash on us, we"ll  pound you to a pulp!
720) Is victory not your   goal? Sometimes it is hard to tell with you.
721) Race like that and youwill be in line for a promotion to chief    pavement sweeper.
722) Speed and guts are    what it takes, but youdon"t qualify. Watch  me for pointers.
723) Upgrade performance  right away for fasteracceleration and     higher top speed.
724) Losers like you makethe rest of us look great. Thanks!
725) After a race like  that you might wantto evaluate your   performance - NOT!
726) If you want to be like the King, you gotta    look loose and hang    good. Know what I mean?
727) Let me offer a little advice. Brake into theturns and accelerate  out of "em.
728) Watching you cross thefinish line reminds   me of a turtle in a   body cast.
729) With your riding and my good looks... Whatam I talking about???Get lost slacker!
730) You"ll find it"s much easier to keep your   traction if you avoid the chain to the head.
731) If my riding were as bad as yours, I"d ripout my right arm and beat myself with it!
732) Are your tires made ofgrease? I"ve seen guysin mosh pits with morecontrol than you.
733) Grab weapons and usethem. Fallen rashersare the easiest to  pass.
734) It"s all over for you,dirtbag. I"m sure you find yourself at home in last place, again.
735) Poor little chico!     Perhaps you need some  mother"s milk to get   your strength back, eh?
736) It"s not whether you win or lose, it"s howbloody your knuckles get that counts!
737) You"re a real nutter!  Who else could absorb  so much punishment withno chance for reward!
738) If you can afford it,upgrade your tires   for a quick increase in traction.
739) It"s nice to have  riders like you to make the rest of uslook better.
740) Part of me wants you   to do well, but most ofme wants to grind you  into the asphalt!
741) I tried to leave you  in my dust, but it hadsettled by the time   you caught up with it!
742) Watch out through theintersections. The   cross-traffic can be deadly!
743) You consider that   racin"? Dude, you"reone sorry excuse fora rasher.
744) Basically you are thebest loser I"ve racedagainst.  Congrats!
745) If I rode as poorly asyou, I"d fight. And ifI fought as poorly as you, I"d quit!
746) Hit the construction equipment to jump.   You"ll catch serious air that way.
747) You"re slower than a koala, my friend.Ever heard of the  throttle?
748) I"ve never been more satisfied with the   performance of one ofmy competitors.
749) If you have to relyon Nitrous bursts, save "em for the   straightaways.
750) I get goosebumps    watching you fail   again and again. I  get tingly all over.
751) Your riding is not veryprogressive. You are   like a bolshevik on a  bicycle.
752) You"ll never make itriding like that.   Keep it on the road,not on the berm.
753) Do whatever it takes  to avoid the police   helicopter. I"d ratherdie than get busted!
754) I"ve seen water       buffalos that can ridebetter than you.
755) I know some people  down under, but noneas far down under asyou.
756) It will be interesting to see how you stand upto the hurt I"m going  to put on you.
757) I"ve got to hand it toyou. I"ve never seen  anyone try so hard,   and achieve so little.
758) If you can get a hold of a weapon, use it. Iguarantee you, I will.
759) Your ride like you"re riding the back       of a giant, wriggling sardine. No control.
760) I"ve been wondering  something lately. Areyou thirsty, or do   you just suck?
761) The animals crossingthe road won"t move for you. Avoid them,or kiss the asphalt.
762) The only thing you"ll catch with that ridingstyle is a cold.
763) Give it up, pokey!
764) I enjoy racing with   shades, but it"s      harder to see the fearin your eyes.
765) Suspension upgrades   improve steering, givea lighter bike feel   and sweeten handling.
766) You"re lucky to have  finished in one piece.Next time I won"t be  so gracious.
767) If you"re not going toget off your butt and race, just get on a   bus and go home.
768) Did you have your  brakes on the wholetime, or what?
769) If you don"t have a   weapon, try kicking   your opponents into   the on-coming traffic.
770) You"ve either got it,or you don"t got it. And you definitely.  don"t.
771) A couple more races like that and you"llbe getting your     walking papers.
772) We really made a  monkey of you thattime.
773) Somebody ought to put  you out of your misery.Let it be me.
774) The helicopter         descends straight down.Once it begins, cut in the other direction.
775) Learn to stay on yourwheels if you ever   want to make it as a rasher, tool.
776) You have to be carefulwhen you say "Give me a break" to these     characters.
777) As the tracks become longer, the need to  pace yourself becomesmore prevalent.
778) You got a lot in     common with a vacuum cleaner, if you catchmy drift.
779) You better get seriousabout this. What do   you think this is?    A game?
780) Winning isn"t         everything. We have toleave something for   you losers.
781) Watch out! Cars and  loggers like to park on the side of the   road.
782) Stay off of the     pavement Bro". You  look like Jamaican  jerk chicken.
783) You remind me of my   wiener dog, except he was faster and meaner.
784) You"re like three dayold sushi, raw and   stinky.
785) Practice your S-turns.Straightaways are a   luxury on this track.
786) Learn how to hit the brakes before you tryto hit other riders. Got it, chump.
787) Quiet perseverance  brings good fortune to the superior man.
788) Try to avoid passing  at the top of a hill. There"s no way to see the on-coming traffic.
789) You are not very    tough. Maybe I couldinterest you in a   training club.
790) It"s not all bad news,compadre. I picked youto lose in the pool   we"ve got going!
791) Life is a big balloon,and you blow.
792) De veras, it"s not easy to win ...    "least not for you.
793) Hit the hills with as much speed as possibleto catch the most air and fly past the pack.
794) The superior man,      recognizing his faults,corrects them.
795) Do not be downhearted,for the bright sun is now at its zenith.
796) The wise man bides histime for the opportunemoment.
797) Too many opponents in  the way? Drill "em!    Turn "em into scrambledeggs. You"ll qualify.
798) This is no joy ride   neighbor. Get with it,or get off the track.
799) Maybe all the pasta   you sucked up last    night bogged you down.
800) I feel like I"m at aprize fight and someone keeps paying youoff to take a dive.
801) Tomorrow will be your big day. I can just   feel it. Then again...maybe not.
802) Make your way to the  front of the pack for the most lethal weaponselection.
803) I get bored ridin"   with you. Same story.Real rashers win -   you lose.
804) The wise man, in fear  and trembling, developshis virtues and        examines his faults.
805) Don"t crash in front  of the cops. You"re   too close now to blow it on stupid mistakes.
806) I had a vision during that last race. It wasa picture of you with a red line through it.
807) Keep winning and you might live to see me bury these fools.
808) Mon Dieu, you raced well my friend. Nexttime I"ll apply morepressure and a bite.
809) Winning is the highesthonor. It just hurts  more when you fall.
810) I like your style, butyou can still learn   from me when it comes to drawing blood.
811) Well, victory tastes sweet, does it not?  Wouldn"t you like to share the sensation?
812) So you like winning?Try hangin" with me if you would like tomake a habit of it.
813) I see that you have   been taking my lessonsto heart.
814) Think you"re leader ofthe pack? Ha! You     couldn"t lead a horse to water.
815) I find that I don"t  enjoy the sight of   your backside. I willhave to improve.
816) Bravo! You"ve won a   race. Maybe you"d liketo quit now?
817) Now you may bathe in your glory. In fact, it"s hightime you hada bath.
818) Did you see the way I helped you back there?What do you say we    split the cash?
819) One small step for    you. One giant slap inthe face to the rest  of us Road Rashers.
820) Next, you"ll be    learning how to tieyour own shoes! Wayto go, amigo.
821) If I didn"t let you   win a few races now,  who would I beat-up onin the later levels?
822) Soon, you may be ableto afford a bike witha rich Corinthian    leather seat.
823) I got a picture of youcrossing the finish   line. This could be   history in the making!
824) You deserved the win. Now you deserve to be ground up and spit on.
825) The good news is, you conquered this course.The bad news is, I"m  gonna conquer you!
826) Beats me how you flatout won. Don"t gloat.Next time you"ll justbe flat out.
827) Welcome to the      winner"s circle. I"msure your stay won"tbe long.
828) Success becomes you.Too bad you won"t becoming in first veryoften.
829) Next time you try to pass me, prepare for the pain!
830) Enjoy it while you   can, fish head. This Silver Age won"t lastlong for you.
831) Looks like you"re     learning that smooth  riding pays off. That and avoiding my wrath.
832) Finally, got your buttin gear! Let"s see if you can keep it there
833) You navigated the     course better than theJamacian bobsled team.
834) Think you"re hot?    Wait "til Walleye andhis cattle prod leavetheir mark on you.
835) Your did a good job ofavoiding pedestrians. Unfortunately, that"s not my strong point!
836) You ain"t bad, but    you sure ain"t pretty.
837) Did your rank just    increase or did you   forget your deodorant?
838) You"re psyched now,but you better get over yourself in a hurry.
839) Wipe off that stupidgrin. It"s not over yet.
840) Hey mate, you finallygot the lead out.
841) I saw some folks       giving you the evil    eye out there. You     better watch your back.
842) On a scale of 1 to 10,I"d have to give that race the finger.
843) My village is famous   for its prize-winning  dough, which we like totwist into pretzels.
844) You"re starting to     catch on mate. Just be careful you don"t catchone across the chin.
845) Alright, alright, so  you won one time. Whatdo you want, a party?
846) Get a load of this! Mr.Speed Demon here kept  upright long enough to win.
847) Righteous persistence is duly rewarded. Whatis great and what is  right are synonymous.
848) Me and the other guys are playing some cardstonight. You want to  bring your cash along?
849) You ride like a     criminal lunatic. I like that, compadre!
850) If you spent half asmuch time racing as you do playing gamesyou could be good.
851) Pursuing the true path,the wise man achieves  all he desires and     faces no obstacles.
852) You"re starting to  charge to the front,chico. Been watchingme for pointers?
853) Don"t get a big head, chico. I remember whenyou couldn"t kickstartyour bike without aid.
854) Don"t get any         delusions of grandeur.You are still not thatgood.
855) The wise man does not rest upon his virtues.
856) How about sharing some of that cash.Next round on you,eh compadre?
857) Broke are you?  Here"syour chance to keep   ridin". Get me my     bike and we"ll deal.
858) Sometimes I headbangthe pavement to     soothe my nerves.
859) Sometimes I headbangthe pavement to     soothe my nerves.
860) Sometimes I headbangthe pavement to     soothe my nerves.
861) Sometimes I headbangthe pavement to     soothe my nerves.
862) Sometimes I headbangthe pavement to     soothe my nerves.
863) You want to get your   license back? I know a way. Knock this guy offhis bike.
864) Tell you what, chap, Ihave it in me to give you another chance.   Get me this guy!
865) Hey Creep! You want torace again, you betterhelp me, eh? Take thisguy to the pavement!
866) In a tight spot?      Eliminate a competitorfor me, and you might wiggle free.
867) Wanna deal? I got this jerk who"s been gettin"on my nerves. Knock himoff his bike for me.
868) Set this guy up and Iturn the other way.  It"s your one chance to ride again.
869) Did you want another  chance? Help me out   and I"ll let you walk.
870) You want to help      yourself, you help me first. I"ll let you gofor one small favor.
871) You know, you could   work for the state    like me, mate. Whaddyasay?
872) I want you to take   this small-time punk out of commission.   What do you say, huh?
873) Do me a good turn, I"llthink of a way to get  you out of this mess.  Knock that biker down!
874) I can make you an offeryou can"t refuse. Do   you think you can take care of this clown?
875) I think you"ve got potential as an    officer of the law.How about it?
876) Want me to forget the ticket? Take care of  the jerk and I"ll turnmy back.
877) I would like to prop-  osition you. I will    not write this ticket  if you do me one favor.
878) You will have the     chance to redeem your-self. Do not let me   down.
879) Can"t pay the fine? Here"s an offer you can"t refuse.
880) You sure you wouldn"tlike to come over to the good guys, mate?
881) You want to rat on the punks who have been    beating the crap out ofyou? Take a shot.
882) You"re in for it now,that is, unless you  think you can help meout. Think you can?
883) I"ve had my eye on youfor a while. You do   what I say, and I"ll  keep you out of jail.
884) You"ve got a knack forviolence - and bustingheads is what we      Bobbies do best.
885) I"ll make this simple.Take this rasher out, and I won"t take you  out.
886) I may look the other  way if you do a job:  Rub out a rasher, now!
887) I would be most     pleased if you couldassist me in this   matter.
888) You"d make a good cop  in my country. We coulduse more like you. You are free to race again.
889) I knew you had a nosefor justice. It was  just stuck where the sun don"t shine.
890) Good work, my friend. Here is your license. I will keep an eye outfor you, trust me.
891) You snatched victoryfrom the jaws of    defeat. Get back outthere.
892) One good turn deservesanother. I didn"t see a thing.
893) A good, clean hit. You should work for us moreoften! Now get out of  here.
894) Your reward is freedom,which is just another  word for nothing left  to lose.
895) You have come through for me, scumbag. Now  it is my turn. Hit theroad.
896) You won"t regret it,  mate. Three squares   a day - and no        kangaroo stew, either.
897) Well done, loser.  I"ll make sure you get another shot atbreaking your neck.
898) I had a feeling you"d  come through for me.   Get back on that bike  so I can use you again.
899) All right, lad. You"ve done your duty. Now getalong. And I don"t wantto see you here again.
900) Now that you representHer Majesty, get a    decent bike, OK?
901) Walk away, but if I    ever catch you here    I"ll make you do thingsyou can"t even imagine.
902) I am most grateful for your help. Don"t worry.I"m sure your pals willforgive you. Ha!
903) You ride very well  when your butt is onthe line. You may goin peace now.
904) Good job! You took outthat rasher quicker   than week old trash.
905) You"ve got the perfectpersonality to be an  informant, mate.
906) Ah, revenge is sweet,isn"t it? I"ll take  care of this little  fine.
907) Congratulations! You  have helped catch a   criminal. Don"t laugh.You may be next.
908) Let"s hope this careerchoice turns out      better than your last one!
909) Ta! Let"s put those  not-so-latent violenttendencies to good   use.
910) I took a chance on  you. Now you take a hike, and we"ll callit even.
911) You came out smelling like a rose this time.Now I know who to see for help.
912) I believe you have made an excellent  choice, Rasher-san.
913) I should"ve known you are prone to failure! I"ve never seen anyonelie down so readily!
914) Good job, mate! You  just got yourself a  trip to nowhereville.Take a hike.
915) You idiot! I will notbe made a fool! It"s all over for you!
916) You"re out of the    race now. Better lucknext time - if there is one.
917) One hand feeds theother, punk. Yoursmust be starving.
918) Maybe you need       another cup of coffeein the morning.      You"re incompetent!
919) You have failed.   In my jurisdiction,there are no secondchances.
920) Your attempt to redeem yourself was tragicallyfunny. Too bad you     can"t try again.
921) All right, then. Maybe I"ll drop by your cell to talk about the      freedom of the outback.
922) Just as I expected. I  didn"t think you could hold up your end of thedeal. You"re through.
923) I should have known    better than to put my  faith in a slacker likeyou. You"re finished.
924) It takes a lot of      effort to botch a      simple mission like    this. Get in the wagon.
925) Too bad. I thought meand you were really  gonna hit it off,    mate.
926) Pathetic. Pay thefine.
927) It is difficult to tellif you fail on purpose or if you are trying toprotect your family.
928) You screwed up! Nowyou"re screwed
929) You dropped the ballon this one. You"re out of here!
930) I"m sure you"ll be    nice and cozy in your little cell. Write me,won"t you?
931) You botched that one,you scumbag. Pay up!
932) I don"t know why I even waste my time on you guys. You"resimply inept.
933) OK by me. I"ve got   acquaintances who"ll pay good money to geta fresh cellmate...
934) Won"t compromise your principles? I"d admireyour integrity -  if Ibelieved you had any!
935) What don"t you under- stand? Was I talking  too fast for your lit-tle brain to keep up?
936) Well you can"t say I  didn"t give you a shotat redeeming yourself.Too bad you blew it.
937) This is most unfor-  tunate. I thought youwould make a more    intelligent move.

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Road Rash CD Comments...

938) I'd like to make  an impression on you -- with my boot.
939) I'm gonna hit you so hard they'll be scrubbing the pavement out of you.
940) Scratch my cold, tough exterior and you'll find a heart of stone.
941) You can't fool me! I learned all I need to know from videogames and kick-boxing movies.
942) Don't spend too much time looking at the scenery.  You'll find yourself in last place!
943) My competitive edge is achieved through superior firepower.
944) Stick with me, Pearl, and I'll clear a path for us all the way to the finish line.
945) Scratch my cold, tough exterior and you'll find a heart of stone.
946) Pearl, I've met department store mannequins with more personality than you.
947) Sorry I beat on you so bad, Jon, but I figured in prison you got used to physical abuse.
948) You can't fool me! I learned all I need to know from videogames and kick-boxing movies.
949) Hey, Jon, with your brawn and my chains, we could go straight to the finish line.
950) You've been messin' with the wrong dude. I'm gonna put you in the permanent hurt box.
951) Chill, man, I charge a heavy fine for unnecessary roughness.
952) Some basic respect on the track will go a long way toward keeping your head intact.
953) Check it out: Ride clean and I won't lay a finger on you.
954) I don't hit other riders, I just push 'em out of the way -- less pain, more gain.
955) Watch out for the speeding cars in the Sierras -- they don't call it the 'Track of Pain' for nuthin'!
956) Yo, Jon, if some fool tries to mess with me, I give them a nudge from the inside of the turn.
957) Some basic respect on the track will go a long way toward keeping your head intact.
958) Jon, stop messin' with me or your crushed fingers won't be able to dial 911.
959) I don't believe in violence, Axel, but in your case I'll make an exception.
960) Check it out: Ride clean and I won't lay a finger on you.
961) Hey, Axel, you ain't been messin' with me lately. Tryin' to update your rep?
962) Take off that helmet so I can rake my nails across your ugly face!
963) I could buy you and your whole family with the change that's fallen between the cushions of my couch.
964) When I go a few races without placing, I just throw down some green on a wicked cool bike.
965) I'm rich, so sue me.
966) I can afford to buy any bike I like. You may not want to be so frivolous with your cash.
967) I like to stay to the right at the first split in the Sierras. There's less traffic and a killer stretch of one-way road.
968) Hey Slimmy, it's all about money and respect. Well, it's about money anyway. 
969) When I go a few races without placing, I just throw down some green on a wicked cool bike.
970) Ain't nothin' to me to turn you in to the cops.
971) Walk away, Creep, or I'll show you what hurt's all about.
972) I'm rich, so sue me.
973) Yo Bose! Let's leave the violence to the hooligans.
974) Get near me again, punk, and I'll rub that stupid grin off....with the highway.
975) I'd like you a lot better with scars.
976) There ain't enough hours in a lifetime to waste the weed whackers who can't ride.
977) Why is everyone in this place so freakin' ugly?
978) I'm saving for a 750cc Diablo Vampiro.  That's the bike that's gonna get me to the finish line first!
979) Don't spend all your cash on a new bike. If you get busted and can't pay the bail, you go to jail. Know what I'm sayin'?
980) Ya know Bosey, you can't relax when you're drafting another rider. Some of these fools don't know what they're doin'.
981) There ain't enough hours in a lifetime to waste the weed whackers who can't ride.
982) Bigger people have turned on me before. Looks like you're about to find out what happened to them.
983) Nothing disgusts me more than some upper class, mid-western daddy's girl looking for survival tips.
984) Why is it everyone in this place so freakin' ugly?.
985) Hey Cyd, there's a time and a place to pull a weapon. A tight corner is neither.
986) I'd like to introduce the concept of anarchy to your face.
987) You'll be sucking my dust at the finish line, baby.
988) Complete lawlessness is a virtue to which I aspire.
989) Law and order are the shoeshine boys of the ruling elite.
990) My boyfriend Axel's got a chain, and I'm not talking about his leash.
991) I prefer the chaos of the congested city streets. So many obstacles to use to your advantage.
992) Axel, you mind if I shave your head?
993) Complete lawlessness is a virtue to which I aspire.
994) Knock off the ultra-violence, Axel, we're supposed to be soulmates.
995) It's Rhonda the amazon. What do you put your makeup on with? A trowel?
996) Law and order are the shoeshine boys of the ruling elite.
997) Hey, Rhonda, what do ya say we gang up on Slim and teach him how to use that club of his?
998) Yo, I'm gonna part your hair with a blunt object.
999) When I'm done with you they're gonna make you the poster-child for reckless driving.
1000) People here say I'm a raving psychopath, but in the Lower East Side I'm considered a shy girl.
1001) You think life's a bitch -- and then you meet me.
1002) Mash on the brakes going into the turn and hit the throttle on the way out. It's easy, ya moron.
1003) With a good kick, oncoming traffic is a girl's best friend.
1004) Hey Mike, they say love hurts -- I think they're talking about us.
1005) People here say I'm a raving psychopath, but in the Lower East Side I'm considered a shy girl.
1006) If you don't quit acting like a woos I'm gonna drop you for good -- with a 2 x 4.
1007) Beat it, Slim, you ain't no fly boy, you just look like one.
1008) You think life's a bitch -- and then you meet me.
1009) I used to think you were an ugly coward, Slim. I changed my mind about the coward part.
1010) I know my way around hell, Pal. I'm gonna take you there and lose you.
1011) Get too close to me and you'll be picking splinters out of your face.
1012) Let the boneheads brawl. I'll ride right through 'em.
1013) I always like to keep a little something up my sleeve, if you know what I mean.
1014) The fast guys know you have to hit the brakes going into a turn, hit the throttle coming out.
1015) You know what they say about bikes: the heavier they are, the harder they are to turn.
1016) Hey Babe, what do you say we go out for a burger and fries after the race?
1017) Let the boneheads brawl. I'll ride right through 'em.
1018) Hey Rhonda, didn't I see you sliding off the road the other day? Looks like you left something behind.
1019) Pigs like you make me want to fire up the spit.
1020) I always like to keep a little something up my sleeve, if you know what I mean.
1021) Pearl and Axel have chains, man. Let's get 'em!
1022) Outta my way, Maggot.
1023) If you don't take the first shot, I'll have your head!
1024) I can't bear to see you put up such a weak fight.
1025) I'm the real thing, and I can tell you know it when you see it.
1026) Next time take a swing at me if you want some attention.
1027) Don't attack a cop if you know what's good for you...
1028) Hit an oil spot in a turn and you'll lose it even with a trick bike like yours, Cyd.
1029) I can't bear to see you put up such a weak fight.
1030) Hey Bass, your riding stinks. How long you been on that stringer anyway?
1031) Hey McKurdy, get too close to me and I'll take you for the ride of your life.
1032) I'm the real thing, and I can tell you know it when you see it.
1033) Yo Pearl! Get yourself a quicker-turning bike if you keep running into things. 
1034) They say you always hurt the ones you love. In your case I'll make an exception.
1035) When I'm finished with you, you're going to have to sell your internal organs just to pay the medical bills.
1036) Saturday morning cartoons destroyed my healthy sense of reality.
1037) Yeah, I'm a criminal, but society's to blame.
1038) You can catch air off of some roadside objects and leap ahead of the pack.
1039) Busy intersections don't bother me! I just look for a way to get airborne.
1040) Stay by me, baby, and I promise you'll finish second every time.
1041) Saturday morning cartoons destroyed my healthy sense of reality.
1042) Face it Pearl. You're a loser without a bus ticket home.
1043) Start walkin'. Jon, you're the best argument I've seen for building more prisons.
1044) Yeah, I'm a criminal, but society's to blame.
1045) Jon, I think we have a mutual interest in taking out the wimps on the track. Let's start with Slim.
1046) Stay cool or I'm gonna come down on y'all like a one ton hammer.
1047) I ain't down with your misbehaving, comprende?
1048) I come down hard on fools who like to play rough.
1049) We got to all be brothers and sisters out there, not a bunch of head-thumpin' gangsta muthas.
1050) Be careful at intersections.  That cross traffic can be deadly!
1051) Axel's a pushover if you beat on him hard and fast. I know because he's one dude I don't mind beatin' on.
1052) Yo, Jon, watch out for Rhonda -- she's into violence with a vengeance.
1053) I come down hard on fools who like to play rough.
1054) Back off, Milwaukee, I ain't down with your unruly behavior.
1055) Axel, you're the vomit of society heaved onto the streets of life.
1056) We got to all be brothers and sisters out there, not a bunch of head-thumpin' gangsta muthas.
1057) Alright, Axel, keep the peace on the track and it's smooth ridin' between us.
1058) Get near me again, punk, and I buy you a bed in the outpatient ward.
1059) The last punk that took a shot at me fell in love with the asphalt.
1060) There's no problem a lot of money can't solve.
1061) You look like you've seen better days.
1062) The Perro "Grande" is difficult to control, but it's worth the effort if you can tolerate the learning curve.
1063) A little extra lean at the right moment can make the difference between victory and a long walk home.
1064) Hey Slim, I hear the cops got a road block on the Peninsula. Look for something to use as a ramp, man.
1065) There's no problem a lot of money can't solve.
1066) Leave it to a weasel like you to lean on a friend too hard. Get off my back, Horsehead!
1067) You look like you've seen better days.
1068) Bose, you see me sucker Axel into the front of that car? That one just doesn't know when to quit.
1069) What do you say we step outside. I want to welcome you to the club!
1070) Maybe you'd like to catch a ride home in an ambulance.
1071) I'll go full throttle into a blind turn before I let the cops take me in again.
1072) I ain't no surgeon, but I can slice and dice with the best of them.
1073) A kind word of advice: don't take crap from anyone.
1074) Stick to what you know. There's always someone bigger and badder than you are.
1075) Hey, bud. I hear Rhonda's got her sights on you. Watch your back, compadre. 
1076) I'll go full throttle in a blind turn before I let the cops take me in again.
1077) Hey Bose, how'd you like a broken mirror to go with that face of yours?
1078) Sure, Cyd, I'll send flowers. What do you think-- to the hospital or the morgue?
1079) I ain't no surgeon, but I can slice and dice with the best of them.
1080) Yo, Cyd! Next time you're in the City, split to the right.
1081) Hurting you would be stimulating.
1082) There's nothing wrong with you that a baseball bat wouldn't fix.
1083) Anarchy means the freedom to disrespect your own personal safety.
1084) Traffic laws are a bourgeois concept designed to oppress us.
1085) Rhonda gets ticked off if you won't mix it up with her on the track. I say she's whacko.
1086) Stay to the inside on turns, but watch out for oncomming traffic.
1087) My parents wouldn't like you, Axel. That turns me on.
1088) Anarchy means the freedom to disrespect your own personal safety.
1089) Beat it, Axel, your next squeeze is waitin' for you at the pound.
1090) Hey Rhonda, been mistaken for a woman recently?
1091) Traffic laws are a bourgeois concept designed to oppress us.
1092) Rhonda, I was thinking -- if we lay off each other we could eliminate some of these jerks.
1093) Your face should have a license to kill.
1094) You're just another loser left behind in my wake of fury.
1095) I never kick a guy when he's down -- it's faster to just run 'em over.
1096) Rush hour in New York was the best place to practice your left hook.
1097) Be careful around Teflon Mike... He loves to steal weapons.
1098) That Slim is a wimp -- he has to carry a club to even up the score.
1099) Save some money for tickets and repairs, Mike. I ain't gonna bail you out.
1100) I never kick a guy when he's down -- it's faster to just run him over.
1101) People used to think you were a real bruiser. Now they're calling you Milktoast Mike.
1102) Buzz off, Slim. Your skinny little body and big eyes remind me of the chihuahuas I feed to my doberman.
1103) Rush hour in New York was the best place to practice your left hook.
1104) Glad you found a use for that club, Slim. You really know how to show a girl a good time!
1105) Don't worry about saving face. When I'm done no one will recognize you. Better have an ambulance waiting, Vulturechow.
1106) This isn't a bad hangout, but there seems to be a shortage of good videogames.
1107) I'd like you better if you got the hell out of my way.
1108) What I like to do is ease up on a rider, draft, then swing wide on a corner and gun it.
1109) I followed a couple riders bangin' heads, let 'em soften each other up a bit, then went in and finished 'em both off. 
1110) Uh, hey Rhonda. I heard Teflon Mike's out to get you.
1111) This isn't a bad hangout, but there seems to be a shortage of good videogames.
1112) You pushy people are all the same. We'll see who comes out on top!
1113) Jerks like you gotta have everything. Bank on it you'll get nothing from me.
1114) I'd like you better if you got the hell out of my way.
1115) Hey, Mike. I say the Aggressore is the best entry level Sport Bike. Great all around performance.
1116) I'm gonna mess you up so bad they'll need a geneticist to identify your remains.
1117) Anyone who's too high and mighty to trade blows with me is gonna come down to earth real quick.
1118) Better get used to bashing heads. You're in the big leagues now.
1119) Squids are like puppies. They both wet themselves under pressure. 
1120) Try squeezin' the brakes now and then, ya moron.
1121) When it comes to takin' out a competitor, timing is everything.
1122) McKurdy's a real twit. Come on, Cyd. Let's teach her a thing or two!
1123) Better get used to bashing heads. You're in the big leagues now.
1124) Keep messin' with me, Princess, and I'll show you what rebellion is all about.
1125) McKurdy, I don't think you're man enough to go at it with me.
1126) Squids are like puppies. They both wet themselves under pressure. 
1127) Hey Pearl, the cops will lay off if you leave 'em alone.
1128) As far as I'm concerned, you're an accident waiting to happen.
1129) I've got right of way, 'cause might makes right.
1130) Pa used to take me out at night to show me how to hunt endangered species for fun and profit.
1131) I was an ambitious child. By the age of 10 I was earning my own money stealing quarters from pinball machines.
1132) Pearl and I like to go fising at the sewage plant.  Care to join us?
1133) Oncoming traffic is an effective means of slowing down your opponents.
1134) Hey Pearl, wanna go fishing again at the sewage plant?
1135) Pa used to take me out at night to show me how to hunt endangered species for fun and profit.
1136) I think of the long weekends we've spent together, Pearl, and I wish you were someone else.
1137) Jon, I think your parole officer would be very interested in what you do on the weekends.
1138) I was an ambitious child. By the age of 10 I was earning my own money stealing quarters from pinball machines.
1139) Hey, Jon, I say we take out each one of these punks one by one.
1140) You've been out of order. I ain't hangin' with your hardcore style, chump.
1141) I've been known to drop a whole pack full of you rowdies, and that ain't no lie.
1142) Check it out: Stay mellow and nobody gets hurt.
1143) Hey, man, you gotta be cool around me or I'll go loco on you. Straight up. Hey, man,
1144) I know that City track like the palm of my hand. You want to avoid traffic? Keep to the right.
1145) I choose the bikes with the best top speed. They handle okay as long as you know how to use the brakes.
1146) You're the dopest rider on the course, Jon.
1147) Check it out: Stay mellow and nobody gets hurt.
1148) Yo, Jon, you turned on Bose. Now Bose will turn you to dust.
1149) Axel, you're a stench in the nostril of society.
1150) Hey, man, you gotta be cool around me or I'll go loco on you. Straight up.
1151) You know those police roadblocks on the Peninsula. I noticed some dirtpiles that would make good ramps.
1152) Do yourself a favor. Split before I have to humiliate you.
1153) I've seen laboratory mice who stood a better chance of surviving than you do.
1154) They might not have bikes like these back in Akron. Then again, they didn't have roads like this either.
1155) I can't wait to get out of this dive and hit the road.
1156) Wanna keep in the running? Slow down when you see a cop, then get on the throttle and swing around him.
1157) I just need to win a few more races before I can afford the Diablo Vipera N.
1158) Watch out for that creep Axel. They don't make them any nastier.
1159) They might not have bikes like these back in Akron. Then again, they didn't have roads like this either.
1160) Slim, are you a man or a worm?
1161) I may not be able hit you hard enough to hurt you, but mess with me and I'll run you into a tree with no remorse.
1162) I can't wait to get out of this dive and hit the road.
1163) Ohhhh, poor Bosey-Wosey can't stay on the bike. Try using the brakes!
1164) Trust me, you're a lot better off in a hospital bed than in my sights.
1165) How far do you think I'll bend before I break?
1166) A guy I met in the pen gave me some good advice. Now I always watch my back.
1167) I really know what I'm doing. Man, I got a chokehold on my life.
1168) If you're too scared to let go of the clip-ons to throw a punch, just ram your bike into the next guy. You can bet he'll move.
1169) Don't be afraid to run off the road a little. Just keep an eye peeled for immobile objects.
1170) Hey Bro, let's have some fun and take out Cyd. That twit gives me the creeps.
1171) A guy I met in the pen gave me some good advice. Now I always watch my back.
1172) I've gone up against bigger men than you, Bose, and I've won.
1173) Say goodbye to your friends, Cyd. They'll be seeing you off to reform school.
1174) I really know what I'm doing. Man, I got a chokehold on my life.
1175) Hey Cyd! The faster you go, the harder it is to get caught.
1176) My fist wants to slam-dance with your face.
1177) Mix it up with me again and your racing career will take a short cut on a dead end street.
1178) My parents had mohawks before they found religion in Wall Street.
1179) Pain is an affirmation of life.
1180) Kick 'em when they're in a deep turn -- I guarantee they'll go down.
1181) I hear the cops are setting up roadblocks on the Peninsula.
1182) Hey Axel, I hear you have a tattoo for every girl that's dumped you.
1183) My parents had mohawks before they found religion in Wall Street.
1184) Open your mouth and I'll stuff my boot in it, you creep.
1185) Hey, man-woman. Guess those hormone treatments are beginning to kick in, huh?
1186) Pain is an affirmation of life.
1187) Hey, Rhonda, I say we crank up the volume on this mayhem scene.
1188) I'm gonna mess you up so bad you'll have to take off your jeans to blow your nose.
1189) I'll see you on the starting grid, but not for long.
1190) In the 'hood where I grew up, we couldn't tell the difference between fighting and playing.
1191) If you can't fight you get no respect from me.
1192) Mike likes to send love taps, but he doesn't know his own strength.
1193) Once I snatched that chain from Axel. At first he was angry, and then he was achin'!
1194) Yo, Mike, we're bound by a mutual love of brutality.
1195) In the 'hood where I grew up, we couldn't tell the difference between fighting and playing.
1196) Yo, Mike, your rep as a tough guy is a joke!
1197) Slim, women might find you appealing if you were only the man you think you are.
1198) If you can't fight you get no respect from me.
1199) Nice fighting in that last race, Slim. I didn't think you had it in you.
1200) I can see where a dreamer like you could imagine that I could be stopped. Good luck.
1201) Don't waste my time with your threats. I've got bigger fish to fry, and I don't mean Cyd.
1202) I always like to keep a little something up my sleeve, if you know what I mean.
1203) The dude who tries to stand in my way will pay. I'm going all the way.
1204) The best tactic is to pick your way through the pack with care. Take it slow, and stay on your bike.
1205) If I were you I'd think about starting my turns earlier.
1206) Hey Rhonda, that extra makeup really gives you a fair complexion.
1207) I always like to keep a little something up my sleeve, if you know what I mean.
1208) Say, Rhonda, how do you always manage to look like you just crawled out from the bottom of a lake.
1209) I dream of flattening your head and using it as a butt-cushion.
1210) The dude who tries to stand in my way will pay. I'm going all the way.
1211) Yo, Tef. Stay in your lane on the Sierra course! The country boys love to barrel down those roads.
1212) Keep runnin' away from me and you'll be takin' retirement seriously.
1213) If you're not tough enough to hit me, stay out of my way.
1214) What're you lookin' at? Tryin' to sell me something?
1215) I had a feeling you were curious about me. Sorry chump, I don't give nothing away.
1216) What I like to do is corner a rider, then pick 'em apart until they make a mistake.
1217) Earn my respect by proving you're not afraid to go at it, not by ignoring me.
1218) Hey Cyd, I like the way you were beatin' on me. But next time how 'bout a little lower and to the left?
1219) What are you lookin' at? Tryin' to sell me something?
1220) That's right, Bass. I don't need no license to reel you in.
1221) Well look at the skanky mess the cat dragged in. Oh. Hey, Pearl. I didn't recognize you.
1222) I had a feeling you were curious about me. Sorry chump, I don't give nothing away.
1223) Yo, Pearl! Slide up next to a rider, hit the brakes and backhand him. Knocks him right off the bike!
1224) Get used to the smell of my exhaust.
1225) I'll see you in my sights, roadkill.
1226) Hatred makes me feel secure.
1227) I live my life as if I were a bad guy in an action film.
1228) Lemme tell you -- a chain can do more damage than any club.
1229) I checked out the Sierra track. You go through some rural towns near the end -- boy are those people stupid.
1230) Pearl, you're the most important thing in my life next to winning.
1231) Hatred makes me feel secure.
1232) Pearl, if I had to choose one word to express how I feel for you, it would be 'you make me sick.'
1233) You must have fond memories of prison.
1234) I live my life as if I were a bad guy in an action film.
1235) We got a good thing going, Jon -- we drop enough riders and it's just the two of us.
1236) Peace out, brother, I don't want to have to put the heavy on you.
1237) Here's one for the record: Three strikes from me and you're out.
1238) Back in L.A., me and my homeys would ride to Sunset Boulevard just to watch the freak show.
1239) A lot of these chumps like to waste time busting heads. I concentrate on the finish line.
1240) Use nitro to blow past a pack of rowdies -- after that, just keep your eyes glued to the yellow line.
1241) The traffic is dense in the city -- Keep your eyes open!
1242) Yo, Jon, a twist of the wrist can get you past most of those rowdy types.
1243) Back in L.A., me and my homeys would ride to Sunset Boulevard just to watch the freak show.
1244) Hey traitor. I oughtta wrap your tailpipes around your head and blow you out the other side.
1245) I got too much self-respect to waste words on a second-rate hood like you,
1246) Axel. A lot of these chumps like to waste time busting heads. I concentrate on the finish line.
1247) I can keep the peace if you can, Axel.
1248) Watch yourself, Squid. I'm hard up for winning!
1249) Ready to meet your maker?
1250) I've seen a lot of senseless violence, and it all hurts me very much, as I'm certain it hurts everyone.
1251) Brave men run away from me.
1252) Watch out for the suits! They're crawlin' all over The City. And some of them are taking the law into their own hands!
1253) I'd ratherswing a leg over a quick, light bike and keep it all under control rather than mess myself up tryingto keep one of those nitro monsters on theroad.
1254) That Axel character thinks he's bad. Come on, Slim. Show him who's boss.
1255) I've seen a lot of senseless violence, and it all hurts me very much, as I'm certain it hurts everyone.
1256) Word around the ladies room is your blow is worse than your bite.
1257) I read somewhere that dudes with small brains don't feel much pain. What's your opinion?
1258) Brave men run away from me.
1259) Alright, Bose. I can respect a big man who doesn't have to fight all the time.
1260) I got a bad feelin' about you. I feel like I'm gonna do something really bad.
1261) I'm so miffed I see two of you, and I'm gonna waste 'em both!
1262) Yeah, I'm from Wisconsin. Where the men are men and the bikes are heavy.
1263) The lucky stiff who takes me out sure is comin' with me.
1264) Some of these guys will bounce back if you let 'em. You just gotta keep hitting 'em until they go down.
1265) Axel's got a chain. Big deal. Hey Bro, let's show that wimp Axel what being a man is all about.
1266) Yeah, I'm from Wisconsin. Where the men are men and the bikes are heavy.
1267) Better work on your will before the next race, Bose.
1268) Nothing like a loud-mouth jerk to make a guy sick to his stomach.
1269) The lucky stiff who takes me out sure is comin' with me.
1270) What do ya say, Cyd? Let's break some bones.
1271) I race to win. What's your excuse?
1272) If I were a different person I'd feel sorry for you.
1273) That which does not destroy me makes me stronger.
1274) I quit my job when I figured out that racing and brawling gave my life substance.
1275) The cops are slow as mud. You don't have to screw around with them, just don't fall off.
1276) Switchbacks galore at the end of that Napa track. Hope your brakes are in order.
1277) Come over to my squat, Axel -- we'll pull up a few more boards from the floor and get a fire going.
1278) That which does not destroy me makes me stronger.
1279) You've been treating me like a dog, Axel. It's time I bite back.
1280) Help us out, Rhonda -- Axel says he's seen hair on your chest, but I say you shave it. Which is it?
1281) I quit my job when I figured out that racing and brawling gave my life substance.
1282) Cyd always has a fast bike, but it doesn't take much to knock her down.
1283) I don't know if I can make your face uglier, but I'd like to try.
1284) You've got more teeth than sense. But not for long.
1285) The bikers that raised me knew how to have a friendly fistfight.
1286) In New York we had to mug our mothers just to get milk money.
1287) Want a thrill? Nitro over one of the steep hills on the Peninsula.
1288) The ultimate is to push some punk until he realizes it's just him against a street sign.
1289) Yo, Mike, that Milwaukee Jon will fight, but you have to pound on him to get things goin'.
1290) The bikers that raised me knew how to have a friendly fistfight .
1291) Hey, Teflon, I'll make sure your rep as a yellow punk will stick to your hide.
1292) Take a walk, Slim, I prefer the company of men.
1293) In New York we had to mug our mothers just to get milk money.
1294) Hey, Slim, I see you've found the competitive spirit. Keep hasslin' me and I'll have to introduce you to one of my favorite trees.
1295) I feel like making an example out of you.
1296) You're a lot like me. We don't care so much about the other riders. We just want to win.
1297) Some of these riders like to win, some just like to hit people.
1298) Word around the Panzer Klub is Axel's all mouth.
1299) There ain't no situation my trusty club can't handle!
1300) Hey Rhonda! Rock on! You're a lot like me. We don't care so much about the other riders. We just want to win.
1301) Yo Rhonda, there ought to be a law against you.
1302) Two-faced jerks like you ought to be wiped from the face of the earth.
1303) Some of these riders like to win, some